Welcome To Dissapointment Island

isawken:

POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true

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angelprotocol:

actually the seven deadly sins are:

1. waking girls up from their nap
2. making girls go to work
3. thinking girls’ full bush is unattractive
4. interrupting girls when they’re listening to their favorite album
5. not helping girls spread rumors and lies
6. not letting girls cannibalize you
7. not letting girls sacrifice you in a blood ritual

(via assbugs)

possessed-pack:

Please. I want to be a creature.

(via bread-making-vikings)

teaboot:

creativemercinary:

teaboot:

An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down

Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kids cartoon?

I’m saying that “I’m going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat

(via bloggingfromthetwilightzone)

antifainternational:

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were–ralph:

augustdementhe:

thestereotypebuster:

thestereotypebuster:

I got THE worst possible Tumblr ad

I’m gonna put it under the cut for the daring. I will say, Tumblr sure is a lot more lenient with advertisers violating their community guidelines.

Keep reading

Huh.

I guarantee it’s worse than you could Imagine

(via kimpossibooty)

hymnsofheresy:

“we live in an uncaring universe”

false. i care very deeply. am i not a part of this infinite universe?

(via wizardbreasts)

firstgrave:

my favorite lines from this article about poetry from students grades 3-6

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stele3:

effemimaniac:

wiremxther:

europeans have types of racism i didn’t even know existed

you can drive for two hours in europe and pass through 17 different types of racism

“American ideas of race don’t apply in Europe” true! Very true! Y’all have race divisions like shrimp colors.

(via assbugs)

mando-lore:

shivroyslut:

JSBSJSNSJJSKSJS

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grapehyasynth:

I really feel tremendous grief for friendships that kind of petered away in the face of life’s currents. There are people with whom I formed deep, unique, vibrant, life-changing connections, and then we had to go our separate ways and it was too hard to maintain long-distance. There wasn’t a fight, it just sort of faded. And I feel like I have more friendships like this than friendships that have endured, so maybe I just have to get used to it. But if grief is all the love we have left over - well, I never did get to finish loving them. I love them, and I miss them, and I probably always will.

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grapehyasynth:

I really feel tremendous grief for friendships that kind of petered away in the face of life’s currents. There are people with whom I formed deep, unique, vibrant, life-changing connections, and then we had to go our separate ways and it was too hard to maintain long-distance. There wasn’t a fight, it just sort of faded. And I feel like I have more friendships like this than friendships that have endured, so maybe I just have to get used to it. But if grief is all the love we have left over - well, I never did get to finish loving them. I love them, and I miss them, and I probably always will.

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todorokitops:

alex51324:

fearthefuzzybear:

ALT

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.  

In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.    

Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓

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